maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

scrunchies

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome

"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"

by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009

Pussy Scratcher

A gay nigga licks his boss's pussy so much in order to get some benefit at work.

B*n is such a pussy scratcher in the office, always sticking to his boss, Vacuum Pussy, and doesn't have to work so hard.

by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006

scratches

Finances. Money, mostly consisting of change found around the Crib. See Crib.

"Look at all of my scratch main! We could snatch up a Swisher now ma nigga!

by l337 g4ng$+3r May 26, 2003

butt scratch

A butt scratch is when you scratch your butt and flakes of you butt come off onto your hand. The flakes have many termites on them that are having a feast on you left over poo.

Not cleaning your hands after this can cause infections and death.

SO YOU BETTER FUDGING CLEAN YOUR HANDS YOU LAZY BUTT SCRATCHES.

Butt scratch

by Cheese buns April 3, 2014

Scrunchy

A slang word for a person's arsehole.

Person 1: 'Have you ever noticed a person's sphincter looks quite like a scrunchy.'
Person 2: 'Now that you mention it, yes it does.'
Person 1: 'So in that case, I put it in Lisa's scrunchy last night.'

by CH405 May 28, 2010

scratch and sniff eddie

A young girl who takes great pleasure in scratching her bum hole and then sniffing her fingers. on occasion she uses spray for an extra scent

in class you see her routing down her trousers and then putting her fingers by her face causing a rash she uses baby bum cream for this problem.

by Edwina's Hinee May 20, 2005