by hsoms rob May 16, 2019
Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
When there is no poop on the toilet paper when you wipe. Comes from the slogan in the Scouts Oath "Leave No Trace"
I just took a massive shit and there wasn't any poop on the toilet paper, I just took a Scouts Oath
Bro I just took the biggest Scouts Oath of all time
Bro I just took the biggest Scouts Oath of all time
by SpinachTurtle December 02, 2020
A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
by raybeez February 28, 2022
It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware
Badge will be yours..
Badge will be yours..
Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'
by Special Dan July 12, 2024