Strippers with Scissors

Female hair stylists

Bill: Wow, your ex-girlfriend is hot but she's muy loco!
Dennis: Yeah I know... Strippers with Scissors. What are ya gonna do?

by tag heuer August 27, 2009

shitsons

when something is really bad, it is the shitsons.

ted-"hey man, how did you do on that psychology test?"

frank- "I bombed it bro."

ted- "sorry man, thats the shitsons"

by thatoneguy365 February 21, 2011

Chocolate Scissors

When two women defecate in each others vagina's, and then scissor each other

Tori and Sarah engaged in chocolate scissors after getting drunk at the bar.

by Cristler May 17, 2009

scissorhand

the crazy-ass long nails on an easter, used to slice a girl's vagina after not getting any. scissorhands can be caused by steroids, concietedness, the crazy urge to ruin a girl's life, and also the uncanny resemblance to a keebler elf who should be in a tree baking little steroidic cookies

wes easter - enough said.

by Wes "Keebler/Scissorhands" Easter May 20, 2003

scissor dodger

Usually used as an insult to a male with long hair.

*Metal-Head walks down street*
Chav: Shape of you, ye scissor dodger!

by Hollie Edwards April 5, 2007

scissorteeth

A person with teeth at such odd angles, that if they were to knock out all of that person's teeth the dentist would have to put them back in at the same odd angles.

"Ol' Solgot busted his shit on the trampoline and now looks like Edward Scissorteeth.

by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

Scissor Sticks

The legs of a skinny lesbian.

Star and Pat were in the middle of hot scissoring until Pat's ex dike lover interruped and kicked Star in the vagina with one of her scissor sticks.

by Forge69 January 18, 2009