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Schlegel Baby

When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
"OH MY GOD SCHLEGEL BABY!!" *hugs person*
by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024
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schleiße

It’s an expression of disappointment, derived from the German ‘Scheiße’, which is literally translated as ‘Shit’ or ‘Poo’.
Man, this is so ‘schleiße’ fuck it
by Fabbadabba April 15, 2024
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schlap

To nut on your hand and slap somebody with the same exact hand.
The other variant is Schmack
Bro shut up before schlap you.
by Paxso-Africano May 8, 2024
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Schlem

The act of growing fungus in your nether regions for the purpose of eating raw or pegging oneself.
Hey I’m going to schlem tomorrow with my friend.
by Rogluth June 4, 2024
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Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.
Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."
by C_Corpze October 26, 2024
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schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.
Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.
by Ed Cox February 9, 2025
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Schleebin

To play opposite of chosen role in team games.

A tank character trying to out damage.
A Damage/Healer character trying to front line as tank.
Stop Schleebin and get back.
Stop Schleebin and group up.
by PhoenixOmniGodKing February 20, 2026
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