scene

a scene person is a girl/guy with shitty fake hair and bad taste in music who thinks they are the sex or the shit. the hair of a scene kid has to be the most sex or they won't get cred at the music club. the bigger, most colors, and most fake, the better in their opinion. most of the time, a scene girls hair looks like a mullet and a guys hair is as long as possible. the hair for a girl looks like that its been fryed and has the apperance of a dead cat or raccoon. the clothes have to be "skin fucking tight" and are usually black or bright happy neon colors. includes Hello Kitty, robots, dinosaurs, veganism/vegetarian messages, vintage look, and other images that many would consider emo. flat shoes are a must, like vans, converse, skimmers, ballet flats, or "high heels" which for a scenester is 1/4 inch. white or multi-colored studded belts are very important. when it comes to the clothes, the faker and cheaper, the better.
they talk trash and like they are so gangsta. words commonly heard from a scenester are nigga, nig, and cunt. those words are commonly used to greet people and to them are considered not insulting. they claim not to be racist, but many accounts of being loud about calling people "niggas" has gotten them into a fight, where they get the shit beat out of them.
when it comes to makeup, a scenester of both genders have no limitations and absolutely no style or taste. the brighter the eyeshadow, the more scene you are. typically a scenester will have gobs of eyeliner, and many different colors of eyeshadow on at once. if you see a scenester, you may believe they are color blind.
besides having zero taste in looks, they also have zero taste in music. they idolize local bands and diss mainstream acts, unless they are myspace scene celebrity approved. a scenester believes that only local bands are real music and hate anyone who decides that they like a mainstream act. once a local or underground favorite has hit the mainstream scene, they are no longer scene and scenesters will abandon the band. anyone who is scene spends a lot of time on myspace looking up unsigned or otherwise unknown bands to listen to and think that any band that is like that is the sex.
scene kids must all have a myspace. livejournal is optional, but recommened. they also must take a bunch of pictures of themselves everyday and post them on myspace. the myspace is important. hours of a scene person's life is wasted on myspace everyday, trying to outdo every other scene kids myspace and be the most scene. myspace scene celebrities are very important. jeffree star and kiki kannibal are idolized by scenesters, and they aspire to be the great success that they are. most scene people will aspire to be fashion designers by starting their own clothing line to sell to fellow scenesters on myspace. diamond is an important logo to a scene person and every scene clothing line has to have at least one diamond logo item.
the acessories of a scene girl will include enormous cheap sunglasses, a septum piercing, big shiny bracelets, really long necklaces, plastic crap, big rings, and anything colorful. a lot of acessories will have been purchased at claires, hot topic, spencers, and myspace.
a scene kid personality is always stuck up, full of attitude, obnoxious, bitchy, and hypocritical. scene people think they are the sex or the shit. they will think that everyone should worship them and that nobody could ever be as sex as they are. they are vegetarian/vegan. they don't give a shit about anything, most of all being themselves. anyone who would be a scenester has absolutely no self respect.
scene kids hate posers and haters.
scene kids commonly use "&&" instead of and because they think it's really cute.
the scene screenname needs lots of underscores, X's, and should always make a reference to how scene they are or to guns.
they use phrases like scenexcore or hardxcore
claim to be sxe, but still drink, smoke, and do drugs. and even try to find new ways to get high.

a scene to scene conversation
xxlethalxbangxx: yo nig.
xscenexcorexx: sup.
xxlethalxbangxx: sad. culdt get my hair as sex as i wntd
xscenexcorexx: my hair is so sex && i just put coon stripes in it
xxlethalxbangxx: fuck u cunt.

a scene to normal person conversation
xcuntxcorexsexx: sup nig
greendayfan122: umm....hi?
xcuntxcorexsexx: u wana hit that cuntxcore scene fest at teh SR
greendayfan122: what?! WTF are you saying?
xcuntxcorexsexx: UH. cunt. ok, i'll say it in not sex talk. do you want to go to a concert?
greendayfan122: no. bye
xcuntxcorexsexx: gtfo nigga. u r not scene

by Alx Nichole January 11, 2009

scene

a bunch of people, many of whom are actually adults, who are more into the ideas of being in bands, knowing lyrics, being friends with people in bands, and drawing attention to themselves rather than actual music itself.

so glad i avoided getting sucked into the scene at a young age

by broseph April 16, 2005

scene

Lets have one from someone who really is SCENE.

Typical Scene Traits:

-Choppy, angled bangs, layers, razor-chopped hair. Straight. Really long or super short. Died hair, hilights.
-Lots of makeup, black eyeliner.
-Trendy, creative clothing. tight shirts, tight jeans.
-buys clothes at thrift stores
-takes lots of pictures and photoshopps them till they look like a doll.
-has a myspace
-Some type really weird, but some are literate freaks.
-Addicted to fashion, trends, childsclothing such as hairribbions, barbies, carebears, ect.
-Addicted to certian genres of music, Indie, hardxcore, rock, ect.
-says their ugly, knows their pretty/hot
-OKAY. let me say this, We're not posers of eachother. We like the same things, and thats why were "scene" and because we don't like other genres such as "gangster" "Prep" or "Emo" dosn't make us BAD ,or give you right to make our group look BAD. We don't need more hate entrys on Ubandictionary.

I'm so scene, With my hair that I cut myself, my original pants that I cut holes in, and this band teeshirt I found at the local thriftshope that dosnt fit me! My makeup makes me look like a porcliean doll! I'm going to take some pictures of me making a peace sign! Ya, I love my Indie bands, And I'm so hardxcore!

by LiLAHH July 23, 2008

scene

Gay Guys Playing Drag Queens. Sometimes they skip the closet stage and go directly to act like drags. they wear hello kitty stuffs, have jessica simpson hair extensions, wear girls jeans, cause they looks like guys skinny jeans, they wear makeup, eyeliner, glitter, then think they are fashion gods. They dont have girlfriends... They worship britney, jefree star etc.

Im Not Gay im Dress like this cauze im Scene!!!!

by Dolores del Infante December 17, 2008

scene

dudes that look like girls

girls that look like mostly decayed dead girls

some folks call these people "scene," but I call 'em queer.

by 00-3A-74-FF-3D-11 January 14, 2008

scene

Usually kids who go to shows, and just sit there smoking their cig because they are too cool to mosh or dance. They insist that they are different, but everyone of them has the same hair cut, and are basically wearing a fucking uniform.

Don't be in it for the scene, be in it for the music.

by a moment [[suspended]] in time October 15, 2006

scene

bands such as "Dashboard Confessional"

scene kids are a bunch of whiney teenagers that like to go with what the emo kids etc
think is cool... because its the scene hence forth they are scene. they also like tight clothes, like FashionXcore people!

emo kid - i like dashboard. theyre really in with us emo's at the monet

scene kid - oh um yes i like them to they're cool... *thinks - I have to tell all my scene mates that there in now so we can turn dashboard scene*

by shamanfa June 26, 2005