Samuel

A RETARD who gets rejected by lots of girls.

He is most likely gay and has no friends so you should probably not come near him if he is angry
Oh looks he got samuel again
by Lollol123123 April 05, 2019
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Samuel Arnold

The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.
Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.
by Kevin James III May 11, 2019
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samUel

a dude that try's to hit on all the girls and won't tell people anything. A Sam is normally a ranga and a massssssive dickhead.
oof he's dumb he must be a samUel
by theandioopskskskquad November 01, 2019
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Samuel Barajas

A depressed fag who plays ark because he has no life like if you look at him play ark he looks brain dead

honestly 10/10
hes going Samuel Barajas
by daddymonsterdick October 03, 2018
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Dirty Samuel

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.
You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff
by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020
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Samuel

What Sam is called by a) his extended family b) his enemies c) people he used to know

Samuel has a brilliant mind and excels in knowledge, however he can be somewhat lacking in common sense. Samuel is loyal to fault, but once you've crossed the line, you've crossed it. His vocabulary puts dictionaries to shame. Samuel probably looks better with longer hair. He's also probably a nerd.
Person 1: who's the guy reading philosophy over there?

Person 2: oh, that'd be Samuel
by thatOtherHuman October 21, 2020
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Samuel Adams

"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"
by IVX May 22, 2003
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