Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

Don't be a Simon

Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!

Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.

Son: You're welcome dad.

Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-

Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.

by Pow! Whap! Kapam!...Batman sounds May 26, 2008

Simon

The most amazing, caring individual you'll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he's the most Psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, butt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he'll make your heart melt.

"have u met simon yet?"
"nope"
"well, you should. your life will be more complete."

by Nikki Cupcakes February 19, 2009

simon

Simon (Si-mon): Adjective; to be a lad, legend, general all round party animal.

"Dude you're the life of the party, you're such a Simon" "Mate did you see that guy, he is a REAL Simon" :D

by Laskar man March 6, 2007

Simon Sex

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

by Team KC January 9, 2009

Salmon Snatchers

Toenails damn near reaching the point of growth, clawing salmon out of the river, like a grizzly bear or eagle.

"Dude, put your kicks back on, you got some nasty salmon snatchers!"

by FatClouds October 9, 2008

marinating salmon

An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.

Brittany is incapable of walking after our marinating salmon last Sunday.

by Dirty Sanchez 10 December 26, 2014