When one or more human men patrol the streets for the most beautiful stork. When they find said stork, they precede to serenade her.
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I was in 9th grade. I was waiting at the park with my friend Jenson. He and i were waiting for his girlfriend Hailey and my gorgeous friend Celeste. Celeste had an amazing body with perfect curves, breasts, and ass. She was also brunette. Her and Hailey were taking FOREVER to get to the park. Just when Jenson said we should leave, Hailey's car showed up. Celeste got out and said, "sorry we took so long. We're all going back to my house." I thought that sounded perfect and Jenson said ok.
When we got to her house, she asked if anyone wanted to play a board or card game. Hailey said she wanted to watch tv with Jenson. I went to play something with Celeste. It turns out she wanted to play strip poker... and a few rounds later im sitting in my underwear and she is in her bra and thong. As she took of her bra, my 8" got hard. She said, "i can help with that! But that means you give up!" I shrugged and said ok and she deep-throated me. I could feel myself about to cum, but she said, "Keep it in a little longer!" Finally i couldn't take it.
After cumming in her mouth, i went to see what Jenson and Hailey were up to. Jenson wasnt wearing pants and Hailey was riding him nude. I didnt want to see Jenson nude becaus im straight. This nex part is about him though... lets go back to when hailey said she wanted to watch tv...
Hailey turned on the tv to pornhub an Jenson freaked. "Waa- you want to watch porn?!" She nodded. After a while, Jenson's cock was nearly splitting his pants.
When we got to her house, she asked if anyone wanted to play a board or card game. Hailey said she wanted to watch tv with Jenson. I went to play something with Celeste. It turns out she wanted to play strip poker... and a few rounds later im sitting in my underwear and she is in her bra and thong. As she took of her bra, my 8" got hard. She said, "i can help with that! But that means you give up!" I shrugged and said ok and she deep-throated me. I could feel myself about to cum, but she said, "Keep it in a little longer!" Finally i couldn't take it.
After cumming in her mouth, i went to see what Jenson and Hailey were up to. Jenson wasnt wearing pants and Hailey was riding him nude. I didnt want to see Jenson nude becaus im straight. This nex part is about him though... lets go back to when hailey said she wanted to watch tv...
Hailey turned on the tv to pornhub an Jenson freaked. "Waa- you want to watch porn?!" She nodded. After a while, Jenson's cock was nearly splitting his pants.
She ripped off her leggings and tore off Jenson's pants and boxers. She started riding him and he undid her shirt and bra.She giggled, "isnt this better?" He nodded as he came in her ass.
I walked downstairs with Celeste. Hailey asked if anyone wanted to play outside. Jenson went back to jerking off to porn, and Celeste said she didnt want to but that she would wait for me in her bedroom.
While hailey and i looked for something to play, she asked if i wanted to play baseball. I said with a smile, "ive got a bat and a couple of balls..." she smiled back, and said, "Id hit that." I asked, "can i get to third base?" She said, "why not go all the way home?" And unbuttoned her shirt. As she stripped down, i could feel a boner coming on strong, so i stripped down too. I ate her out and she gave me a blowjob. I shallow fucked her until she yelled "OOH DEEPER HARDER FASTER!!!" And that went on for 30 more minutes.
I said to Hailey "i have an idea i think youll like."
She and i went back to Celeste's room, where she was masturbating. "Baby, youre back!" I nodded and said, "and i brought hailey..." and we went into a threesome. They sucked me dry and then while Hailey was eating out Celeste, i stuck my pole up her ass. Then they switched positions. We fucked for the rest of the day, and then i called my parents after Jenson left and said it was a sleepover. We kept fukking until we fell asleep naked together.
What a sex story, right?! If you want a sequel , hashtag #elestecay
I walked downstairs with Celeste. Hailey asked if anyone wanted to play outside. Jenson went back to jerking off to porn, and Celeste said she didnt want to but that she would wait for me in her bedroom.
While hailey and i looked for something to play, she asked if i wanted to play baseball. I said with a smile, "ive got a bat and a couple of balls..." she smiled back, and said, "Id hit that." I asked, "can i get to third base?" She said, "why not go all the way home?" And unbuttoned her shirt. As she stripped down, i could feel a boner coming on strong, so i stripped down too. I ate her out and she gave me a blowjob. I shallow fucked her until she yelled "OOH DEEPER HARDER FASTER!!!" And that went on for 30 more minutes.
I said to Hailey "i have an idea i think youll like."
She and i went back to Celeste's room, where she was masturbating. "Baby, youre back!" I nodded and said, "and i brought hailey..." and we went into a threesome. They sucked me dry and then while Hailey was eating out Celeste, i stuck my pole up her ass. Then they switched positions. We fucked for the rest of the day, and then i called my parents after Jenson left and said it was a sleepover. We kept fukking until we fell asleep naked together.
What a sex story, right?! If you want a sequel , hashtag #elestecay
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I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.
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Lets go to the forest and Stormwind.
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"come round at 7 x" she messaged him.
At 7 Ellie's door rang and she rushed to answer it, there he was staring at her making her pussy all wet because of how good he looked. She dragged him inside rushing up the stairs into her bedroom. As soon as her bedroom door was shut she pinned him against the door and they started snogging. Jackson flipped them around and started nudging them towards the bed. They were lying down when Ellie sat up and started straddling Jackson whilst still making out with him. Her hips were slowly grinding on his until she felt his cock get hard through their pants. She made her way down, pulled his pants off and started giving him the sloppiest head ever, he was moaning her name quietly. As he cummed in her mouth she swallowed it and began making out with him again. Whilst they were snogging, he started feeling Ellie's pussy through her pants until it got so wet. He pulled them off and started rubbing her clit, he then shoved his fingers in her hole moving them around until her legs were shaking violently and her eyes were rolling back. As she orgasmed, she grabbed his dick and penetrated herself with it, as this happened a loud moan came out both their mouths. He started quickly thrusting inside of her, hearing the sound of skin on skin until he cummed inside of her. They both lay on their backs out of breath getting ready for round 2.
That was their sex story.
"come round at 7 x" she messaged him.
At 7 Ellie's door rang and she rushed to answer it, there he was staring at her making her pussy all wet because of how good he looked. She dragged him inside rushing up the stairs into her bedroom. As soon as her bedroom door was shut she pinned him against the door and they started snogging. Jackson flipped them around and started nudging them towards the bed. They were lying down when Ellie sat up and started straddling Jackson whilst still making out with him. Her hips were slowly grinding on his until she felt his cock get hard through their pants. She made her way down, pulled his pants off and started giving him the sloppiest head ever, he was moaning her name quietly. As he cummed in her mouth she swallowed it and began making out with him again. Whilst they were snogging, he started feeling Ellie's pussy through her pants until it got so wet. He pulled them off and started rubbing her clit, he then shoved his fingers in her hole moving them around until her legs were shaking violently and her eyes were rolling back. As she orgasmed, she grabbed his dick and penetrated herself with it, as this happened a loud moan came out both their mouths. He started quickly thrusting inside of her, hearing the sound of skin on skin until he cummed inside of her. They both lay on their backs out of breath getting ready for round 2.
That was their sex story.
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