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spanky love 

When someone enters a room, and all attention is drawn toward him, like some kind of freaky space meteor magnet, he assumes the persona Spanky Love.
This guy walked into the bar, downed my scotch, and took my girl. That's some Spanky Love shit right there.

Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho 

When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho
Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

spunk dump 

place for unwanted semen (woman)

see also:
cunt, vagina, twat, minge etc
spunk dump by Anonymous July 17, 2003

spunk rat 

A Derro commenting on the appeal of a person in a sexual way. Often someone that is sexually appealing and would like to be fucked.
Dude that chick is an absolute spunk rat.
spunk rat by AMI April 11, 2004
Paul - "Dean, have you just farted?"
Dean - "No, I just burped. Why?"
Paul - "I thought I smelt spunk!"
spunk by Paul Craig April 1, 2003

Spunkbomb 

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.
"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"
Spunkbomb by Kris April 6, 2005