Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.
"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."
by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015
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Spam It Up

A method of adding an excess amount of words in order to fill in empty space in an essay, to meet length requirements. Usually used by students in the high school and college levels.
Brenden: Oh crap! I spent so much time with Jane that i forgot to finish my thesis! I'll never finish it by tomorrow!

Clark: Dude, chillax. All you gotta do is spam it up.
by audiio_ May 05, 2009
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Spam Lord

Someone that likes juicy congealed meat in their face
Hey, did you hear about Eric? i heard he is a mega spam lord
by BigRyall October 03, 2019
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Spam Janitor

Another term for a moderator of a message board or chat room.
Person 1: These trolls are out of control! So much spam!
Person 2: Where's the damn spam janitor??
by SJLC February 13, 2012
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Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.
That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.
by MC Skankaholic July 03, 2017
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Yawn Spam

The Act of Posting, Sending, or writing the word yawn repeatedly on a thread or comment to annoy someone with the result of them yawning from reading it.
Yawn Spam
Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn
by AliesterKrowley June 11, 2010
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Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
by The Growler September 08, 2014
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