Southern Sandwich

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich

That is such a good sandwich! Is it a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Yes. But we southern people call it the Southern Sandwich.

by Lil Ole' Granny from Downtown January 4, 2010

southern high school

a gay ass school in anne arrundel county that everyone should flick off as they pass it.

man fuck southern they suck.
o you go to southern that's cool if you're a homo.
i flicked off southern today it was fun.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

southern comfort

A cheap, gross as shit caramel flavored whiskey.

Dave: "I was drinking all night and didn't get sick until I had a sip of that Southern Comfort. Man, that shit is nasty."

by Niggah Dave October 27, 2007

Southern New hampshire University

Southern New hampshire University, where to begin. We could start with the shere fact that is is completely isolated from any type of quazi normal civilization. It's nearest attraction boasts a one story shoping plaza complete with quaint candy corner and the ever popular EB games. Or we could begin to discuss the campus's complete and total lack of feminine grace and charm. If girls with protruding chins, making them most closely resemble the horse strikes your fancy, then the long agonizing drive to SNHU would be well worth your while. Or, if during those romantic lip locking occations you enjoy a harsh and stiff metalic barrier accross the kanines, then you should surely visit this retainer friendly campus. The female student body here has taken webshots to a whole different level with the inticing foe puke picture. Have you ever had that overwhelming urge to fake your own hang over? Ok, well you probably have not, however, upon entering SNHU, the urge will overtake you, and you will suddenly find yourself in a bathroom stall, hugging the porcelean bowl, hair pulled back, face in anguish, staging your own regurgitation. Clearly this and other acts of randomness and idiocracy are turn ons to the rough and rugged NH male, come on now...ladies is pimps too right?...Wrong! Another favorite pass time here at SNHU is taking on multiple personas in the form of IM screen names...come on, who doesn't want to keep up with several aways, profiles and chats? Maybe the multiple persona angle isn't for you, but please, have no fear, SNHU is fully capable of catering to your needs, perhaps you'd enjoy sending anonymous IMs to your friends buddies from home? However, certain students(Jason) here lack, how shall we put it....intelect? For future reference my dear, please erase the profile, it's almost rude to have such a hearty laugh at your expense. So, how about it? Want to visit this amazing college, complete with female Mr. Ed look-likes? Hmm, perhaps not, however, please keep in mind that there is one very large plus to visiting this campus. Once you have ventured into the woods of NH to soak up the SNHU experience....you can rest assured that for the rest of your life you will forever be moving up in the world, because after this experience, you know that the worst event in your life is behind you!

Southern New Hampshire University is full of girls resembling horses, as well as boys(Jason) so ungifted in the area of intelect, that it's actually frightening.

by Amanda Willens July 29, 2008

Southern Baptist

A religious movement with roots in the British Colonies in North America created by evangelists who left the Church of England and founded new congregational religious communities in what is now the Southern United States. Because the ministers were not ordained priests of the Church of England in colonial times, these groups came to believe in the "priesthood of all believers." Also, the reason why they are "bible only" is because when they left the Church of England and its priests and bishops, the only authority they had left came from the Bible. By the way, it is possible to be a baptist without being affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention. The first baptists were not part of that, but churches join it mostly to facilitate missions and support common interests. A baptist church is only the people in it, (even if it's only two people,) their preacher (who can be anyone they pick regardless of education or credentials,) and the Bible.

My 6th great grandfather helped found the oldest church in the State of Tennessee. He was an evangelist from the Anglican Church (Church of England) in Colonial Virginia and told the poor settlers in Tennessee that Jesus loved them and that one day they would see Jesus and their family in heaven so they should keep on working and having babies. Now they're all still living there and in the general area, and many of their churches and the people descended from them identity as Southern Baptist and they might be affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention.

by SirZDefiner November 11, 2017

Southern Dick

A guy from the Southern United States who talks slowly and always acts as if what he has to say is of the upmost importance. This person is completely full of shit and literally does not know his ass from a hole in the ground. Southern dicks are fond of spreading their bullshit widely and can be found in anywhere were males congregate.

Did you run into Gary at the bar last night?

I sure did, man that dude is a pure Southern Dick. Does he ever shut the fuck up?

by m4224r September 15, 2012

Southern Miss

The University of Southern Mississippi (USM). This school is a failure at everything except music. If you want to major in music, it's a great place to be! If you want to become successful, you'd be better off at any other University (or junior college for that matter..)

USM is the school of choice for Mississppi's Gay and Lesbian community.

Garbage Man 1: Man this trash stinks.
Garbage Man 2: Yeah I know, If I would have gone to any other school, I'd probably have a more fufilling life!
Garbage Man 1: Where did you go?
Garbage Man 2: I attended the University of Southern Mississippi and graduated number 3 in the class...Too bad we lost our accredidation

by Josh 55 January 4, 2007