simon cowell day

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic

Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!

by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008

Simon Belmont

Perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, Simon Belmont was the original protagonist of the Castlevania series. A self professed leather queen (his famous words, "Dracula, you bitch! Take THAT!), he was able to fight his way through Dracula's lair via a whip, the Vampire Slayer. He sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.

After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!

Simon Belmont, of the cursed Belmont clan, fought Dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is Mr Bucharest Leather 1472!

by Pitt the Younger December 31, 2007

Simon Amstell

A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.

- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.

A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.

by Clockwork June 16, 2012

Simon Says

Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.

Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".

Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.

Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!

Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.

Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.

by HEX1NER August 9, 2012

Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Simon Saffayeh

He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.

Simon Saffayeh is a bitch obsessed with andy and abba.

by bot123.2 March 16, 2022

Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004