navy seal!

something you would yell while sneaking up on someone and hitting them in the back of the head. Interchangeble with ninja kill!

man one: whats that...
*thunk*
me: NAVY SEAL!

by awesome five October 24, 2009

sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009

seal paw

the act of tucking in the thumb prior to engaging in a handshake as a form disrespect.

the boss went to shake my hand to say congratulations on a job well done, as I went in for the hand shake I tucked my thumb in, the boss gripped my hand (seal paw) and gave me a strange look.

by The Gables - Perth October 3, 2010

Seal kisses bikini girls

That annoying video on Urban Dictionary that pops up in just about every definition.

"Seal kisses bikini girls"

That video is everywhere on UD!

by sharks445 August 30, 2011

Seal

A joint; a blunt; weed
“Seal” translated to French comes out as “joint”

Johnny: what you smoking?
Jimmy: ah, just a seal.

by RetroColor January 26, 2021

Sealtiel

An absolute fuckin chad. Beast

That dude's a sealtiel

by Killlyxz June 8, 2021

Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.

"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."

by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007