Saturgay

The day of the week when all of the gays come out to party.

Hi Jack, you coming out this Friday?

--NO! I'm waiting for Saturgay! There's gonna be loads of cute little twinks that I can show my nipple piercing to!

by milkerz November 28, 2011

Satunday

A contraction of Saturday and Sunday. Used when a Sunday seems like a Saturday. A Saturday usually has another 'day off', for example Sunday, before the work week begins. However, when a holiday falls on Monday, Sunday then feels like a Saturday because there is still another day off after it.

It feels like a Saturday, but I know it's Sunday, it's Satunday!

by Professor SeekMage July 3, 2016

Saturdaynightitis

When your arm goes dead after having it hang over a chair all night when talking to a pretty girl.

Hey, look at that dude over there. His arms gone limp.
Yup, he's got saturdaynightitis.

by fifi live from Gay Paree April 3, 2009

Saturdays are for the boys

A legit excuse to tell your spouse you would rather hang out with your male friends on that day than engage in trivial activities with the aforementioned.

Spouse: We're having dinner with my coworker Janet and her boring husband Ben tomorrow.
You: Can't do darling, Saturdays are for the boys.

by 0on August 30, 2016

Jeff Saturdaying

the act of blocking cock very well

I've been trying to have relations with this girl all night, but her husky friend keeps Jeff Saturdaying me.

by caucasiansensationgc September 16, 2011

Shaturday

A Saturday that sucked balls.

Guy 1: Dude last Saturday sucked ass tits

Guy 2: I know it was such a Shaturday

by Sexual Rowboat April 14, 2009

Scaturday

When you stay inside all day and binge watch scat porn

It was snowing heavily outside all weekend, so Brad declared a Scaturday and logged onto his favorite scat website.

by Wet Burrito April 27, 2016