Saturday Club

A Discord server that lasted from 2018-2020

Ace: Do you guys remember Saturday Club
Ian: Yeah, but it's all about Sunday Club now

by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021

saturday night magic

The one black guy at a party.

Have you seen the saturday night magic over there?

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016

Strange Saturday

the day where anything goes. Get wild. Act the fuck out. You're getting fucked tonight

cody was worried because he knew it was a strange Saturday and some weird ass shit was about to go down

by MotherTruckerNumeroUno August 7, 2020

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.

I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.

by Kay Star January 29, 2009

Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.

Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

slutty saturdays

When a particular group of girls get together every saturday with guys and they basically have an orgy and all hook up with eachother.

Girl: Are you excited for slutty saturdays this week
another girl: hell yea, i call hooking up with that guy this time though

girl: oh yea we can all share

by CoolKidHenr123 January 28, 2023