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sales shark

(Noun, Derogatory Slang)
Someone who works in sales, usually a call center, who will ask a potential customer questions about things that matter to them, and then use those answers to manipulate them into buying something they don't need or signing up for a payment plan.
"Man, I wasn't sure I'd get off the phone, that sales shark kept pressuring me to buy a landline when I only use my cell phone. I couldn't believe he said I'd need a landline 'in case something happened to my kids and they needed to call for help'. Who says that kind of thing to sell something???"
by VeryUnhappyCamper June 29, 2016
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maytag salesman

When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.
"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"
by Serengeti September 27, 2004
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salesianum

A high school in the fine town of Wilmington, Delaware that serioulsy sucks at life and needs to get its shit together. Some describe it as a college prepraratory institution, when in reality it amounts to little more than a gigantic, four-year sausage fest. Sallies guys like to think they're better than kids from other schools, specifically Tatnall. In this they are sadly mistaken, as Tatnall students are uniformly smarter, better-looking, and more sanitary. Sallies does have one thing going for it however: they cling to the slim hope that a meteor might one day crash into the earth and destroy only Sallies and its occupants, thus ridding the world of the scourge that is Sallies. Mkay.
"Hey is that a meteor comig towards earth?!"
"Yeah, it is, but don't worry, it's only going to hit Sallies."
"Oh O.K., that's a relief."
by nice sallies April 22, 2005
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mount de sales

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Mount De Sales is a scary school. don't even think of being an individual here. Nuns would beat you if they legally could. This is really a school for kids who have parents that don't want to parent. Education is old fashioned and taught by reallllly bad teachers. Not worth the money at all and not what they say they are!! The dances really suck. Don't let the other entries fool you. They have already been indoctrinated.
by catholic girl May 10, 2008
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Sands

Someone who has an anger management problem. He loves bottom feeders who suck the blood out of anything they can get (example, "Hey let me get some of that?" or "Hey where are yall going i'm gonna come too?") or ("Hey can you do me a huge favor and drive me to lawrenceville right now?"). Someone who loves Adderall and all of its effects. Someone who can't resist a good Gravidee.
Hey Sands, how much did you get leeched off today?
by shawanda December 28, 2005
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