A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
by Laleph December 14, 2010
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Scottish Premierleague football (soccer) club formed in 1872.
Officially Glasgow Rangers Football Club.
Play home games at Ibrox Stadium, Glasgow. 51,000 all-seater
Won European Cup Winners Cup in 1972
Officially Glasgow Rangers Football Club.
Play home games at Ibrox Stadium, Glasgow. 51,000 all-seater
Won European Cup Winners Cup in 1972
"Rangers are one of the best supported football clubs in the world"
"Some people say that Rangers vs Celtic is the biggest and most exciting derby macth in world football"
"It is essential that a club the size of Rangers aims to be champions of Europe, however their strategy for doing so does not seem to be working"
"Some people say that Rangers vs Celtic is the biggest and most exciting derby macth in world football"
"It is essential that a club the size of Rangers aims to be champions of Europe, however their strategy for doing so does not seem to be working"
by Jack Adder December 19, 2004
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by Supa Cab! January 31, 2005
Get the Ranger mug.Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
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