Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

Chubby rubby

A hand job performed on a semi-erect penis

Kendra gave me a chubby rubby, dude it was so embarrassing.

by Dailychaley September 14, 2014

Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds

Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021

Excess Concert Rubbish

What's left on the ground after a concert. Usually after more hardcore or grindcore and metal concerts, after the mosh, & crowd surfing. Items inlude: Licences, Money, Keys, Broken phone parts, and pretty much everything inbetween. Usually though, it's trash & pointless stuff.

Person 1: "Dude look! I found this 1997 boyscout key chain after that Korn concert on the ground!"

Person 2: "Come on, dude, Put that down, it's just excess concert rubbish."

by Luci Smythe May 10, 2009

Run Over Rubber Dog Shit

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating

Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016

True or Rubbish

God's holy test to determine the worth of a being

judge: "is he guilty"
GOD: "LETS SEE IF THIS IS TRUE OR RUBBISH"
*annihilation*

by Bean Sand May 21, 2021