bad remote

You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.

Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.

Guy 2: The bad remote?

Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!

by AC #9 November 27, 2011

diners remorse

The feeling one gets at a restaurant when your party's entrees are delivered to the table, and someone elses menu choice looks so much better than your own.

When the waiter delivered Deanne's chicken fried steak and steaming mashed potatoes, I looked down at my own plate of chicken fingers and quietly suffered diners remorse.

by PeteyTheDog April 27, 2013

Vagina remorse

when your heart knows what is right but your pussy misses the last guy.

"Bill is so nice, but i have total vagina remorse for Steve."

by Pussycontrol84 November 22, 2013

streamaholic remorse

The guilt felt at wasting, what otherwise could have been, productive time, watching an entire season of a television series on Netflix, HBO-GO or some other Internet video streaming site, in non-stop, episodic sequence.

I spent my entire day off watching Season III of Game of Thrones and later suffered from streamaholic remorse.

by Timeghost March 1, 2014

comeback remorse

That feeling of regret when you think of the perfect comeback but it's too late to say it. It's that 'I should have said...', missed opportunity feeling.

Shanna had such bad comeback remorse when she thought of the perfect response to Jasmine's diss.

by surplusverbiage May 31, 2014

Posters-remorse

When you post something on social media and immediately regret it.

I just posted a video to instagram but now I am feeling posters-remorse. I should of added music and tagged Tommy.

by ScottRandolph83 November 28, 2015

Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 5, 2017