oral receipts

When you don't actual receipts but you got intel via oral receipts.

BESTIE: I KNOW HE CHEATED ON ME, I HAVE ORAL RECEIPTS FROM BECKY.
ME: I believe you. It's time to break up with him..

by dxniel.xngel February 7, 2019

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

I receive

Christians who believe that prayers and no work would get them rich.

The crusade was filled with alot of I receive.

by UncleJudd January 2, 2020

Indian Receiver

Etymological similar to Indian Giver, in which the act of gifting is rescinded. The Indian Receiver will return gifts received. Typically done in situations that the act of gifting is corrupted somehow, such as when the gift is a means to an end, to entreat favors, to coerce, and/or blackmail. Such gifts are more burden than boon, something perceived by the Indian Receiver.

“Isha is such an Indian Receiver. Every time I giver her a gift to emotionally blackmail her she gives it back. Can you believe the nerve of that girl?!”
“Yeah, you’re an asshole.”

by wholesome 69 December 13, 2021

Wide Receiver

Spreading your own ass cheeks so far apart so you can take it deep in the ass.

He’s a total bottom, he’s such a wide receiver.

by Junkie Carpet M. February 9, 2023

brazilian receipt

A sex act in which one partner has hot wax applied to their pubic region during intercourse and the wax is removed forcefully during climax. Afterwards, you are left with a waxing paper covered in wax and hair. Thus, the Brazilian Receipt.

My girlfriend gave me a Brazilian Receipt last night. It was painful but it felt so good.

by ejectable January 12, 2023

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023