2 definitions by CaptainTAT
When a man with erectile dysfunction tries his best to have sex, but with each thrust ultimately injures his dick for it cannot stay hard.
I gummyfucked my girlfriend last night and my dick is purple and soft. Each soft thrust bruised the dick.
by CaptainTAT September 1, 2019
To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.
by CaptainTAT September 1, 2019