CaptainTAT's definitions

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

gummyfuck

When a man with erectile dysfunction tries his best to have sex, but with each thrust ultimately injures his dick for it cannot stay hard.

I gummyfucked my girlfriend last night and my dick is purple and soft. Each soft thrust bruised the dick.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019