random bamtush

A person who has been getting messy on the sessel, some would say a David Courtney clone

Couts you random bamtush

by tj brobs January 12, 2005

Random Stickup

An erection, without any sexual activity, stimulation, or intention.

I can't believe I am getting a random stickup in the middle of math!

by Laygnaw Manos February 11, 2009

random o'clock

Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.

Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.

You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"

by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010

random grenade

When some one throws a random grenade across the map because they know where the other team spawns!

Bro1: dude i just got killed by a random grenade!
Bro2: the other team must suck
Bro1: looking at the killcam he didnt even see me, he threw from the other side of the map
Bro2: oh i killed him, he ran out of grenades!

by killerklein February 26, 2008

Random Dancing

Only the seriously humor deprived and/or mentally retarded actually find this to be funny.

On the Nickelodeon show iCarly, "randomly" words will appear on the screen, and the main characters will start dancing. Then the laughtrack plays.

No one laughs.

(voice from above): RANDOM DANCING!!!
(cast of iCarly): *start dancing awkwardly*
Me: Is this supposed to be funny?

by iPaul August 23, 2009

Random Wanking

Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.

I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

randy (random)

A player in Minecraft that is extremely bad and eZ. NOT a person's name.

Person 1: This guy is such a randy (random).

Person 2: Yeah, he's getting wrecked.

by Peu October 20, 2013