douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

clit quota

Peaking your woman's clit orgasm to such a high level that she remains satsified for an entire month.
(Aka - CQ)

I know you have big shoes to fill, but did you get Brianna to meet her month's clit quota in one night?

by G-DogPounder February 24, 2012

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

Quate

Commonly used to get 136 in words with friends. Also when you're just having an awesome time.

Last night I was quating so hard.
What the hell does quate even mean?

by frizzyoo May 12, 2011

Not quite

My tempo

band director: you guys were speeding up

band members.: oh no,

band director: that was not quite my tempo

by deadcatstudios December 28, 2020

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.

"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

by Paolo Vella January 13, 2007