quarkagon

The most powerful species of all sea dragons. It is also the most feared. Quarkagons are white with blue eyes.

User: I loooooove Bill Kaulitz.

Cleverbot: I know you do. But I love quarkagons.

User: touche.

by Frikkk September 26, 2009

quankt

A term used to insult someone. Has various meanings and is put into context by the situation of the conversation.
Predominantly used by esh cunts on trams with cheese knives.

"I quankt your mum last night.
"Fuckkkk dude, that's a bit quankt."

by QuanktMannn January 10, 2016

Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

Aaron Quake

Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.

Oh God No An Aaron Quake we're all going to die Fucking RUUUUNNN

by GAY BOI CLINTON September 3, 2018

pussy quaker

Something that tastes so good it’ll make your pussy quake.

The chicken from Long Horn was such a PUSSY QUAKER.

by pussyquaker January 14, 2021

Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.

Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?

by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017