Pretection

Pre-emptive protection, usually right-wing and often violent

They acted irrationally out of Arch-Conservative *BroadChurch* Pretection compulsions to establish the Surveillance Zombiegonomy.

by PartisanZ November 22, 2022

Pretender syndrome

When someone has no idea of how a subculture works and has no willingness to lurk but still pretends to know everything about said subculture. Commonly seen on various forums, large and small.

People with Pretender Syndrome have no will to assimilate to the forum culture and will instead attempt to force their own ideals onto the community. They will take basic surface level knowledge (ie memes) and spout them with very little knowledge of the memes themselves. Often completely misuse the memes as a result.
Attempts to name the jew will result in autistic screeching.

Hey, that tranny's got Pretender Syndrome. He's completely shitting up our forum with his ideas of diversity and equality. Let's ban him before he ruins it

by Noxcoffee February 1, 2023

PretenderBender

One who fakes homosexuality in order to fit in with a group of genuine queers

See that fucker Monty - ?

He’s a bastard PretenderBender

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

pretendicepts

When a person, not buff or built, pretends through posturing or how they carry themselves to be buff and or muscular. This would be the act of them “flexin” their pretendicepts.

“Did you see Arturo come out of the gym? He’s been going for two days, and now how he’s walking?”

“He must be really feeling the burn in those pretendicepts!”

by Kenoke1! March 29, 2023

pretecharhosome

all forms of beauty, when you think someone is beautiful, handsome, hot, cute, etc....they're pretecharhosome.

person A: "they're like....all kinds of beauty yk?"
person B: "pretecharhosome"

person A: exactly

by 69420allnamesaretakenbro April 16, 2023

pretard

A person before becoming a full blown retard.

Example: “Hey, Dan seems like a pretard, he’s starting to say some pretty dumb shit.”

by Knucklemania July 7, 2023

Pretendent

Someone who claims to be the President (POTUS) even though they are constitutionally ineligible because they are not a Natural Born Citizen (accurately defined as "one born IN the USA of TWO USA citizen parents), or because they committed FRAUD to "win" a presidential election.

Both ovomit, and later, his so-called vice-president, were actually "pretendents" because they were never really the POTUS because the former was constitutionally ineligible and the latter cheated his way into the Oval Office.

by Panama Don July 28, 2023