Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

Pube-locked

A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.

Man, those two got pube-locked outside the Tabernacle.

by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022

public pubes

Those nasty mystery pubes that you can find on public toilet seats.

Dude, i was just in the bathroom and someone left some public pubes on the seat... i almost sat on them !! !! !!

by Moe92 September 2, 2009

Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

by Fagtree August 7, 2010

Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011

automotive puberty

When someone goes from being a ricer to being a petrol head or when they learn the true meaning of speed.

Look at that ricer, he's like me before I went through automotive puberty

by Young petrol boi May 15, 2016

stomach pubes

THE SNAIL TRAIL

Stomach pubes is not a phrase, it's called a snail trail you stupid bastards

by Dohvie December 9, 2017