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purse slap

To slap someone with a purse.
Grandma was using her extra powerful purse slap on the young man who tried to steal her oatmeal.
by Emily THE Hobo June 26, 2008
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banging out a purse

The plumber just finished blow torching my sink, now I'm going to spend a few hours banging out a purse.
by furiousBall June 2, 2009
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coin purse

Bill slaps his coin purse on people
by Jizrod December 15, 2002
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Pulled an ian

when you are in a dark place and kiss extremely unnatractive girls with tongue.
"Hey guys I made out with that one chick from that place."

What the hell?! She's an ugly bitch. You pulled an ian.
by someguy92 May 14, 2009
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Kettle Purse

A Kettle-Purse is the KettleBell used in Crossfit.

Crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but Crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked Paleo Diet. (Put "CROSSFIT FAIL" in Google to See this embarassing fitness group.)

Cross-Fit uses a variety of poor 'fitness' techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, effeminate, and totally ridiculous. One type of exercise in Crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a 'hanging ball' with a loop handle on it. Crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a KETTLE-PURSE because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman's Purse.

Crossfit has now made it look like men are exercising while holding a little ladies purse. " KETTLEPURSE "
- "Oh, god, not another Crossfit class." -- "How can you tell it's Crossfit?" - "Because all the guys are carrying their KettlePurses, and also because of the paleo diet body odor."

- Grok signed up for Crossfit, he thought he was exercising like a caveman, but little did he know, to the public he looked like an unfit guy swinging a little woman's kettle purse. And his paleolithic grok logo looks like a caveman who is wearing a Skirt."

- "Instead of using a barbell, crossfit men use a little weight called a KettlePurse, making them look more like a Dumbbell."

- "The KettlePurse ... like it's already-debunked paleo diet, yet another Crossfit Fitness Failure."

- Nobody builds muscle from Planking, much less butterfly pullups, or swinging around a girly kettle-purse, making Crossfit now the embarassment of the exercise world.
by Review Committee October 23, 2012
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Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.
Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.
by TNunnster June 15, 2011
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Pulled a Diggs

Flying a Remote Control Airplane (usually a glider) so high you loose sight of it and never see it again.

Or the exact opposite of a lawn dart

"Diggs" is well known around the large remote control airplane community. Even more well know is the fact he has lost 4 of the SAME REMOTE CONTROL PLANES by flying so high he looses sight of them and they are never seen again.
One of the pilots in the competition pulled a Diggs.

Its time to bring that plane down before you pull a Diggs and free the plane.
by VerticalSpark December 8, 2010
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