Preston

A fattie that can't fit in pictures

Please move that preston out of the picture we can't see anything!

by J. L. Shiraki January 22, 2008

Sean Preston Federline

Sean Preston Federline is Britney Spears' oldest son.
His father is Kevin Federline.
He is called Preston.
He was born on September 12th 2005 in Los Angeles.

He has 2 older siblings and 1 younger sibling.
1 older half brother, Kaleb and 1 older half sister, Kori on his father's side.
And 1 younger brother Jayden James (called Jayden or J.J).

Sean Preston Federline is so adorable!

by Friday BritneyFan September 8, 2009

preston

to be overly aggressive, sometimes in the form of body checking

person 1: (slams child into locker)
person 2: dude. didnt have to go and pull a preston on me.

by kumasi meeks May 24, 2008

postortion

Typical languange based on fictitious events and outright distortion of reality used by the New York Post.

1-visit nypost.com for your lastest postortion,
2-John Pohrodez and Daniel Pipes have postorted 37 years of history...

by One Leader, Great Leader November 18, 2004

proctospazm

A cramp in the sphincter ranging from a light pucker to a full on chute constriction.

A feared person who causes your sphincter to pucker.

A tight wad.

All that diarhhea made my anus cramp, man what a bad proctospazm.

Every time I see that proctospazm it makes me nervous.

That dude didn't pay his share, what a proctospazm.

by 3dPulP March 4, 2010

Preston Hauck

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.

Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!

by LoriL Shampoo January 19, 2011

Preston

Preston he is the most insane, redneck guy u will meet, Preston will stay up on FaceTime with u until 11:00 at night just to sing country songs and talk about 4wheelers. Preston is the most carring and loving guy u will ever meet. Preston might be the most retarded person u will meet but u will fall in love with him instantly. Preston also has the most thoughtful caring eyes, you will often find yourself staring into his eyes getting lost very easily.

- bob the ailen

Preston is very retarted

by -bob the ailen October 26, 2019