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Preetal is a kundan
by whitewmnsinstagram June 6, 2023
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Preetam Moment

A scenario which cannot be explained in words or in anyway humanly possible.
The only way to understand the scene is to witness it firsthand.
Any third person hearing that story will never believe it was true, because no-one was able to explain properly.

To explain such a scenario one just simply says its a Preetam moment.
P1: ~does something unexplainable in front of P2~
P2 to P3: Mann it was a Preetam Moment, cannot explain, you had to see it.
by preetamherald June 12, 2023
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Secondhand pregnancy

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
by XianStarr October 10, 2016
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kitten pregnancy

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it
Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month
by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017
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cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese
Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes
by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017
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Oral Pregnancy

When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.

Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020
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2020 pregnant

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"
by red phillips February 2, 2021
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