poopsicle

a popsicle made out of poop.

"Hey! Watcha doin' Bob?"
"Eatin' a poopsicle."
"...okay. Ima leave. But first, is it yours or someone elses?
"What kind of a question is that?"
"nothin" *walks away*

by norkalert January 8, 2010

Orange poopsicle

freeze a condom, dip it in peanut butter and allow your cats to sensually fellatiate it to the point of climax

Bro, my cats breath smelled like rubber and peanuts after it gave me a riteous orange poopsicle

by juan cabo121 June 7, 2011

Portland Popsicle

What happens after you give a Portland dangler and the girl licks the drink off of your junk.

I gave her the old Portland dangler and she made me a Portland Popsicle.

by potbellied stallion November 7, 2009

One man popsicle stand

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.

Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds

by rowdy cowboy6912 January 2, 2011

Blue Popsicle

It is what a penis looks like after fucking a Smurf.

It's normal when you push it in and it's a blue popsicle when you pull it out.

by Brett M November 14, 2006

poopsicle

A gooey substance from a the a** area put on a stick.

This is a good poopsickle.

by Dxguy101 January 6, 2003

cherry popcicle

When a female is on her period, and her partner sucks on her used tampon.

I over heard Guy Richie saying that Madonna has the rankest cherry popcicle ever!

by kevinshane June 7, 2009