song poisoned

When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day

Guy1: Im so made at her right now.

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.

by song poison victim November 10, 2011

Led poisoning

A euphoric sensation received after and/or during listening to an excessive amount of Led Zeppelin.

I am constantly suffering from Led poisoning.

by pukingprincess January 3, 2015

Desk Poisoning

The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks

"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"

by Tasty Boi 69 June 5, 2019

Prosciutto poisoning

When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.

Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!

by Silky_13 June 24, 2021

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

Lack of Food Poisoning

Used to describe the condition of being poisoned, by not eating for excessive periods of time. not to be confused with food poisoning, which is the condition of being poisoned by food.

This term is used by multiple creators on youtube and is the scientifically accurate term to use when describing a prolonged lack of food.

We should build some more farms so our people don't die of lack of food poisoning

by Rampagerslife October 6, 2019

MCR poisoning

Where a person or persons are subjected to much "My chemical romance" songs. The first signs of the poisoning are a urge to dress in a Emo mana, second sign, results in the urge to sing like a banshee, the third, is an urge to perform selfharm and the last is Death, due to the last stage of the poisoning. There is only one cure for this terrible diease and this is the Mega Riff.

used as a noun to describe the diease itself:

"you have MCR poisoning"

by The Stonehill February 22, 2007