Platinum Gay

A term used by gay people that have never been with the opposite sex. Normally used to demean others because it makes the person feel better. They never questioned their sexuality so they’re better than people who have.

Often times the result of prior abuse.

(Harsh truth 🤷🏻 ♀️)

“I’m a Platinum Gay so I’m better than you because you were curious 20 years ago.”

by Most People Smell September 24, 2018

Get The Plates

something only 2 hick highschools in the country actually say after watching You Got Served on the one-screen theatre in their town (which played 3 months after it came out on DVD) and now use every time they can to seem crunk

Tremont says that people need to get the plates after they have a major "diss"

by hickssuck April 18, 2005

i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007

plaisted

A person that says "DIIIIIICK" alot, and has spikey hair, also tells alot of bullshit stories about Jolleys, and Bum RIshe's Russ.

1) Damn that Plaisted tells some bullshit!
2) Woah, watch that PLaisted Bum Rush Russ!
3) DIIIIIIICK

by Chay June 4, 2003

Plaisted

The most awesome guy that ever lived! Unfortunately, no girls realize this :(
But he makes up for it through his love of politics.

Hey, do you know Plaisted?
Yeah, I voted for him!

by plaisted February 24, 2010

Business Plaisual

The type of attire worn by American aid workers in post-Soviet countries that sneakily passes plaid (and often wool-based) clothing off as business casual attire in their professional workplace, often reinforcing one of two facts: a) all Americans are cowboys, or b) all Americans are, in fact, Canadians.

Female Volunteer: What's with the plaid shirt? Aren't we supposed to wear business casual when we go to work?
Male Volunteer: Correction, I am supposed to wear business plaisual to the office.
All Other Male Volunteers: Awesome!

by justanotherkamavor November 29, 2011

Consecutive Multi-Platinum

an album that SHOULD be multi-platinum, but the RIAA are douches and won't certify it multi-platinum.

a band sells 2,000,000 units(albums) which should be multi-platinum but RIAA doesn't certify it so therefore its a Consecutive Multi-Platinum album.

by idontgiveafuk December 15, 2008