Pisswimp

The inability to urinate at public toilets.

Peeing In Social Situations Will Induce Mild Paranoia = P.I.S.S.W.I.M.P (Pisswimp)

by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Piss it in

Australian slang: To complete a task with ease.

John: "Have you studied for that exam tommorow?"
Bazza: "Nah, but I'm really good on that topic, I'll piss it in."

by Bogan123 November 24, 2013

pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny

He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.

by vazmataz February 18, 2014

Piss and shit

A famous British meal

I cant wait to have piss and shit

by Possumm July 21, 2021

Pork pistol

the goods between a mans legs.
except for those who drive a Toyota Pruis

-So what did u do last night?

-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.

-Why?

-She said tell me when u are done.

-And?

-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.

by tater-man12 August 19, 2008

pisterity

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!

by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

Piss Change

Change as in money in coins that are really small values like pennies, nickels, dimes maybe quarters. (Originated in Toronto Ontario)

I have 2 dollars in piss change

by Notorious C.A.T. December 8, 2007