press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.

that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.

by megan August 12, 2004

pressed

poked, shagged, boned, penertrated, fucked

Don't take it out on me cuz your girl got pressed by a next man

by simon45 December 9, 2008

pessimigoth

a pessimist goth who wears all black, paints his fingernails black, wears makeup, and claims he is not goth but still hates all humanity (but not individual people)

Graham Coburn

by Kladfvgbung Micshk May 21, 2004

Grundel Mung Press

When one munges a pregnant girl, or screws a dead pregnant girl, and the unlucky bastard who loses to rock, paper, scissors; or a coin toss, and the unlucky one has to put his lips around the vagina as the group of 3 to 5 guys jump on the girl and try to push out the baby and internal juices inside the kids mouth.

Unlucky Dude:I got screwed last night, I had to Grundel mung press Alicia last night.

Friend: I feel bad for ya, how did her baby taste?

by Redfishtx34 March 21, 2009

Wank Pheasant

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

Gutenberg Press

A weightlifting move in which you raise dumbbells in diverging angles away from the body over the head while crouched. Took its name from its repeated use by East Germans in Olympic competition.

Man, I hear Arnold Schwartzanegger can Gutenberg press 500 pounds!

by DaBunny July 18, 2005