Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
by Stevesbrain March 22, 2008
Get the persian pepper shaker mug."Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"
by JJRocksIV December 2, 2011
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by al fucking pacino August 23, 2003
Get the Persian mug.Persian = An ethinic group (roughly 50% of the population) living in Iran.
Iran = (Literally) land of the Aryans = Persia after 1935
Aryan, literally means an excellent or honorable person;
One of a primitive people supposed to have lived in pre-historic times, in Central Asia, east of the Caspian Sea, and north of the Hindoo Koosh and Paropamisan Mountains, and to have been the stock from which sprang the Hindoo, Persian, Greek, Latin, Celtic, Teutonic, Slavonic, and other races; one of that ethnological division of mankind called also Indo-European or Indo-Germanic.
Indo-Aryan: A member of one of the native races of India of Aryan speech and blood, characterized by tall stature, dolichocephaly (long head), fair complexion with dark hair and eyes, plentiful beard, and narrow and prominent nose.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (from before WWI)
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Notes: Many of the Nazi leaders (Goebbels, Himmler, Speers, Rommel, Goering, Hess, Frank, etc.) were themselves brunettes. On the other hand, many of the Jews that were persecuted were whiter-skinned than many of the Nazi leaders:
"... Nevertheless, such theorists usually accepted that considerable variety of hair and eye colour existed even within the racial categories they recognised. Contrary to a popular myth, the Nazis themselves did not discriminate against Aryans who were not blond or blue-eyed, or had only one of these features. Adolf Hitler and most Nazi officials (not to mention most Germans at the time) had dark hair and were considered to be Aryans."
From en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_race
Iran = (Literally) land of the Aryans = Persia after 1935
Aryan, literally means an excellent or honorable person;
One of a primitive people supposed to have lived in pre-historic times, in Central Asia, east of the Caspian Sea, and north of the Hindoo Koosh and Paropamisan Mountains, and to have been the stock from which sprang the Hindoo, Persian, Greek, Latin, Celtic, Teutonic, Slavonic, and other races; one of that ethnological division of mankind called also Indo-European or Indo-Germanic.
Indo-Aryan: A member of one of the native races of India of Aryan speech and blood, characterized by tall stature, dolichocephaly (long head), fair complexion with dark hair and eyes, plentiful beard, and narrow and prominent nose.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (from before WWI)
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Notes: Many of the Nazi leaders (Goebbels, Himmler, Speers, Rommel, Goering, Hess, Frank, etc.) were themselves brunettes. On the other hand, many of the Jews that were persecuted were whiter-skinned than many of the Nazi leaders:
"... Nevertheless, such theorists usually accepted that considerable variety of hair and eye colour existed even within the racial categories they recognised. Contrary to a popular myth, the Nazis themselves did not discriminate against Aryans who were not blond or blue-eyed, or had only one of these features. Adolf Hitler and most Nazi officials (not to mention most Germans at the time) had dark hair and were considered to be Aryans."
From en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_race
Persian nowadays refers to an ethnic group (some members of which have been mixed with other groups such as Turks and Arabs) living in Iran. Iranian However, is a name referring to the nationality of all the people living in, or originated from the country.
by Mark Ar. May 11, 2006
Get the Persian mug.1.cocky sons of a bitches
2.rich only because of their relatives
3.think they are superior to every other race with their mythical "aryan" race (mythical, like a unicorn)
4.crash their "superior" cars with their "superior" driving skills
5.drives worse than hispanics,asians,whites,blacks,etc.
6.HUGE ASS NOSE that is like the Jew Nose(because air is free)
7.most are metrosexual or homosexual
8.like to fascinate about themselves (read the previous definitions and tell me i'm wrong)P.S.No,you Persians cannot respond.
2.rich only because of their relatives
3.think they are superior to every other race with their mythical "aryan" race (mythical, like a unicorn)
4.crash their "superior" cars with their "superior" driving skills
5.drives worse than hispanics,asians,whites,blacks,etc.
6.HUGE ASS NOSE that is like the Jew Nose(because air is free)
7.most are metrosexual or homosexual
8.like to fascinate about themselves (read the previous definitions and tell me i'm wrong)P.S.No,you Persians cannot respond.
1.Achmed the Persian got stuck at a door due to his GIGANTIC nose.
2.Mohammed Haluknamud Jihad the Persian crashed his camel due to streetracing with his "superior" driving skills.
2.Mohammed Haluknamud Jihad the Persian crashed his camel due to streetracing with his "superior" driving skills.
by AllahSpeaks the Truth November 4, 2006
Get the persian mug.Most of them are attractive and intelligent. Also very charming. After a short time you find out they are big Mama's boys and control freaks, searching for their mama's in other women. They have big egos to compensate their insecurities and low self esteem. In few words : the inside is not so beautiful as they outside.
Her friend : "Look at Dareh, he walks like he's the chosen one.
Her : that's more illusion than reality. He is pissed , because I didn't like his favourite dish his mama served.
Her friend : he has a big ego.
Her : he is compensating his low self esteem. Persian men are mama's boys.
Her : that's more illusion than reality. He is pissed , because I didn't like his favourite dish his mama served.
Her friend : he has a big ego.
Her : he is compensating his low self esteem. Persian men are mama's boys.
by Carla89 January 14, 2018
Get the persian men mug.While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
by Donnie Leonard April 16, 2008
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