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Grace Period

The sweet but brief time after sex where the man is no longer horny.
I read a book yesterday while John's grace period was going on.
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honeymoon period

The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.
Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
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Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.
Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o
by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008
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Poo period

the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning
backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"

Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"
by hilaire December 25, 2011
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Period Sex

The act of having any form of sex with a female while she is on her period.
"Dude, me and Stephanie had period sex last night, what a mess"
by KonnerWOO June 10, 2008
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Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.
by Ellie b May 10, 2014
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1st period

Where you are completley dead since it is 7am and it is usually your hardest class of the day
by riceballlover October 28, 2017
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