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Pedocartaphobia

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.
Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.
by tishaface March 29, 2009
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Pardogibney

"to leave a man in his hour of need"......... "to go AWOL when called upon"......."to hide under the table"
"to lose ones nerve when most needed" ....... "to leave a friend stranded in a hopeless situation" .... "to have no cojones"
"man I couldn't believe the way that he performed a pardogibney on me when the boss came in"
"you should stand up for me and not do the pardogibney"
"some mate you are! next time you pardogibney me I'm going to give you some shit"
"he was perfoming a dirty enrique with his dirty peter with some chick but when his wife came back I had to do a pardogibney on him"
by Oliver Onyx June 4, 2007
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pedo-phil

Phil is a bad pedo-phil
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Pedo Pete

The local pedo. He likes children. Thereโ€™s not much more to it.
Matt: Wow, pedo pete over there is lookin for another minor.

Kyle: *๐’”๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰* indeed. Better not be captain Russiaโ€™s kids.
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Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.
Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.
by Garrett March 26, 2003
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panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.
Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!
by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009
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Blanket Pardon

A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).
Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...
by AuWhiNker April 8, 2021
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