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soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!
These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!
by gravy111 November 29, 2010
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pertz

a fart. also known as a twin mint container.
woah, look at that pertz

YOU PERTZED!
by shannon edwards. August 12, 2009
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Chocolate Pretzel

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.
"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"
by Jib Ride January 12, 2009
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pentz

When a person is very athletic and is very good at sports.
Man, that guy is pentz!
by yorky February 25, 2007
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peezle

1. Thank you for coming
2. Alternative swearword in schools in South East England
1. Peezle to you all and good night
2. I'll peezle you up so bad, Oh peezle it
by The Junior Saint December 14, 2004
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jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.
"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"
by NGE March 6, 2007
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