wedding pace

A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).

Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?

Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.

Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!

Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.

by mikethegreat26 March 7, 2013

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Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

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tegan pace

A girl with a large intelligence, but says the stupidest things and cannot comprehend logic. Has a tendency to get obsessed with things, like people or TV shows, and enjoys all things nerdy, especially cosplay and adventure time. Clumsy mentally and physically. Is very loving and cute but can be childish and naive, which can lead to the filter between brain and mouth disappearing, and a lack of understanding towards how damaging a situation can be. In short, adorable but crazy.

Man, isn't Tegan Pace just so cute? But she's insane, I mean look ,she just fell over that table by laughing too hard at her own joke.

by richbibsy June 14, 2016

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