The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.
The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
by KayMF!! June 19, 2020
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The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.
That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants
by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
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patriot pooper

A person or group of people who are determined to close every bathroom at North Warren Regional High-School. To do this they deficate as much as possible into the bathroom toilets, after clogging them.If the perpetrators are super determined they will use the walls.
Alex: "Hey I clogged the toilet, I'm the patriot pooper"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"
by TrashManv33 June 11, 2018
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patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.
I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.
by YaDonSon December 04, 2021
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Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 07, 2023
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 07, 2021
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Patriot

Someone who rejects the false narrative that getting vaccinated and wearing masks to slow the spread of COVID-19 is "safe and effective" and that racism is "bad" and that evolution is "true" and that climate change is "real" and instead acknowledges the "truth the media doesn't want you to know" that Hugo Chavez and a cabal of celebrity pedophiles stole an election from the most unpopular president in American history in a plot that can only be understood by a 40 year old man on Parler with 6 followers posting his drug-fueled ramblings from his basement in his shit-stained underwear. You can usually find them screaming conspiracy theories outside of a gas station at 3AM, hyper-obsessing over how every Democratic administration is run by radical communists before they buy a pair of gold-plated truck nuts on Amazon Prime with their $1400 stimulus check and enroll their family in a health insurance plan without worrying about being denied for pre-existing-conditions, something that wouldn't be possible if the people they form an entire personality around hating didn't get elected.
I just had some greasy meatball lecture me about how Veggietales is being ruined by SJW liberals, what a patriot.
by Politic Activist April 21, 2021
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