pat of butter

A hand-full of lube spread liberally with a southern touch.

The moment necessitated more than a dab of lube. So I came correct, like a southern gentleman and spread a pat of butter and prepped things proper.

by Theyellaline October 8, 2013

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pat dry

When cleaning a sore or rash-tender anus with toilet paper, ususally after a night of drinking or spicy food.

"Damn, after those cheap beers and tacos last night, I'll be on pat dry for the next couple of days."

by Fishingdoubler February 8, 2009

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c'mon pat

1. Term used to piss Patrick off...
2. Term used for the cumming on top of pat.

C'mon pat!!! Touch Jaryd's dragon!!!

by Monii-chan March 14, 2005

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To Be Pat The Rice

To be from Baraute in Abitibi
To Have a Dumb Blonde girlfriend

Patrice Lamarche

by Bob June 17, 2003

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the name says it all. the most ugly, aggressive, fat, annoying, ugly, smelly school cook you have ever seen. she cant cook but that doesnt matter because she eats everything anyway. she has a niece who takes several of her characteristics (see emily easton) only god knows why anyone would have screwed her though!

run! its fat pat, she sat on the cat and made it flat!

by chris wheal May 12, 2004

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