Pakistanis

Pakistanis are an amazing people whom everyone on youtube and urbandictionary seem to have problems with for the following reasons:
a) they are very good looking, specially in comparison with most of their neighbours.
b) they are not even slightly extremist in any way, and are in fact a very moderate people. this disappoints people who were all set on hating them for being terrorists, and puts them in a very bad mood.
c) their spoken english is way better than most of these youtube-anti-pakistan-war-wagers.
d) so is their accent.
e) they're very very laid back about everything and are not 'weopons-at-the-ready' like some people.
f) and yet they are very very patriotic...but it's healthy patriortism that does not involve hating other nationalaties or races:)

Pakistanis all over the world will unite to prove their love for the land.

by tomorrowmaybe April 17, 2009

pakified

1) some one who is, or has recently become, pakistani.

2) some one who has returned from a holiday, or a sunbathe in the garden, brown.

3) someone with mudd, shit, or any brown substance

1) Ajmal Allybishtay is a pakified young gentleman

2) Oh your back from spain with a fantastic tan, your looking practically pakified!! congrats!!

3) Get that shit of your face you look pakified

by McShuLad April 26, 2010

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011

pakistan

Pakistan is a country in asia bordered by Afghanistan and Iran in the west, India in the east and China in the far northeast. Pakistan is the sixth most populous country in the world and has the second largest Muslim population in the world after Indonesia. Pakistan is a founding member of the Organization of the Islamic Conference, South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation, Developing 8 Countries and the Economic Cooperation Organization. It is also a member of the United Nations, Commonwealth of Nations, World Trade Organization, G33 developing countries, Group of 77 developing nations, major non-NATO ally of the United States and is a nuclear power. Pakistan and India were once a single country until the 50's. Hate still exists amongst the pakistani's and indians mainly because of religon differnciations which caused the country to serperate in the first place. Also the region of kashmir has been disputed for many years and negotiations are still going on. Both India and Pakistan are Nuclear powers.

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by Navyhacks May 16, 2008

Paki

An offensive term of which is used often by obese nerdy white kids.

It is different to abbreviations like "scotland" and "scotish" The word 'paki' is particularly racist due to the fact it was often used by the dirty white people, and due to their race always being superior(*also were never oppressed in majorities) they used this to degrade Pakistanis.
Btw if its used by a Bengali or any others , it is still racist

John : "hey, u paki, go back to your country"

Pakistani : "be quiet you fucking diseased skin head, fucking fix your hygiene you nasty fat rat, I'll be more than happy to go back to my fucking country once yours stopped fucking about with mine

by Lol12347477474 October 5, 2019