Paddywanker

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Paddleboat

when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.

she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.

by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

paddys alley

Not sure of the origin -but it's a common saying in the North East - meaning a place is cluttered , chaotic or messy .

Blooming heck , it's like paddys alley in here

by Durham Lucy July 22, 2017

Paddy Whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the misconception that the only reason the Irish came to this country was to get drunk, lay around all day, commit petty crime, steal your women and birth hordes of Catholic children who in turn would lay around, drink and commit petty crime... The only deterrent to this madness being the local cop and his murder stick. See "Paddy Wagon" and "St. Patrick's Day in the U.S."

Alright Seamus... Are you going to come with us willingly or do the five of us need to pull our Paddy whackers?

by Tectuctitlay February 19, 2022

dirtbag paddler

Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the lifestyle. Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the DBWorld. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.

that boy was a true and true dirtbag paddler

by Scuba Schteve February 5, 2016

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

rice paddy

Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.

This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.

Example 1

Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH

Example 2

Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.

by Jergen banker July 20, 2009