Phanny Pack

An affix for the term Phan. Used when you’ve been through the deepest depths of Phan that you have forgotten what it’s like to be remembered. Being in limbo in the realm of Phan, you have created a life there keeping all of your sanity and precious possessions in your Phanny Pack.

Ben: Hey what’re you doing?

Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.

Ben: What’re you doing today?

…

Ben: #phan

…84 years later

Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.

by Bennehftw December 8, 2022

not-so-packey

Not packing so much in the crotch region.

So I heard that guy you slept with is not-so-packey... confirm or deny!

by Mark Williamson December 30, 2007

Dirty Ice Packer

A derogatory term for Eskimos.

The word originates from Eskimos making igloos, literally "packing ice or snow".

Bob: See that Eskimo over there?
Sherry: Yeah
Bob: He's a dirty ice packer.
Sherry: Oh you.

by ArctixFawx December 4, 2010

Drop a Care Package

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.

"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

by xHotdwg94x April 19, 2011

Taliban Twelve Pack

When a seedy convenience store chops a case of beer in half, encloses each side with mailing tape, and sells them as individual twelve packs.

Johnny: "what the hell is this?" "it looks like a cannibalized case of beer with mailing tape for a handle."

Billy: "Sorry man, all they had at the store was Taliban Twelve Packs"

by dfreshc October 31, 2011

submitting my package

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.

"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 1, 2014

Maine potato packers

When two siblings from Maine take turns packing each others asses with potato’s by making potato guns and lubing the potato’s and Firing then up eachothers asses

Maine Potato packers are way happier

by Incest is the best February 27, 2019