Pumples (Pumpleween)

A strange name given to a dog as a nickname, said in a high pitch voice.

Awwwwwwww, look at him, little pumples (pumpleween)

by LeafyConnell December 25, 2018

Pumpism

It occurs when you listen to lil pump too much. One common symptom is you try to make music for sound cloud, but you end up repeating Gucci gang over and over.

Mike: “Why is he acting like a mental retard?”

Jim: “He must have pumpism.”

by Yung dagger d1ck January 26, 2019

pumpered

extent hyped or pumped for something

“You don’t know how pumpered I am right now, Courtney.”

by souroranges April 2, 2019

pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019

Pumperdickle

You cut a hole in some bread. Ideally pumpernickel and insert your John Hancock into said hole. Similar to "dick in a box" but with bread.

Girlfriend: "Hey, babe. Can you make me a sandwich."
Boyfriend: "Sure. You can eat my pumperdickle sandwich I'm making."

by RyanLovesTacoss September 29, 2020

Pumped up Kicks

An upbeat song written by Foster The People, with dark lyrics addressing the mental health of those in less fortunate circumstances; example being kids living with divorced or abusive parents.

Person 1: bro, have you ever really thought about what Pumped up Kicks is about?

Person 2: isn’t it about a kid with mental health problems?

Person 1: yeah, that’s what it’s about.

by Robert McBlankington October 20, 2020

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020