A sexual favour involving pop tarts whip cream and cherries. It can be anything sexual but is usually when a girl eats a pop tart with a whole in the middle of a mans genitaillia proceeding to lick the whip cream and cherry off
by john mcsunnyson April 15, 2014
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Henry: Joe asked me to get him an Ariana Grande at Starbucks.
Zachary: That poptard probably doesn't even know who she is. Him knowing about their underground menu is akin to a preschooler knowing quantum physics.
Zachary: That poptard probably doesn't even know who she is. Him knowing about their underground menu is akin to a preschooler knowing quantum physics.
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A person of average- to-low intelligence who is ignorant in general, yet boasts an excessively useless knowledge of pop culture.
That poptard Kelly watches nothing but " E!" News and the Kardashians, and reads nothing but "In Touch" magazine.
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Get the puptart mug.yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday
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