pinta

an acronym commonly used by teachers to describe an annoying child while they're right in front of them; stands for "Pain IN The Ass"

Little Johnny wet himself again; he is is such a pinta.

by Nikki Marie Stephens January 17, 2008

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scottish pint

A beer filtered down the ass crack and collected in a pint glass for immediate consumption.

That scottish pint was chalk full of nutrients and dingleberries.

by short round June 26, 2008

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Pinting

When a person's aim in a pub/bar is to pull someone of the same-sex at the bar.

Chris was pinting, and it worked! Chris and John are hoping to have a civil partnership by the end of the year.

by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008

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v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.

I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager

by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007

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Pinto

1. Pinto Beans
2. Pinto the Car
3. What people call a girl named Ally.

1. Server: What kind of beans do you want on this burrito?

Bob: I want pinto!

2. Travis: Woah man look at that car!

Gillford: Dude! Its a pinto!

3. Lindsay: Hey whose that girl?

Jen: Thats Ally!

Robb: No, its Pinto!

by kap0621 July 4, 2011

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