If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to
by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 05, 2019
The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
by Murphington July 07, 2023
The Patriots always attract the worst fans
Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
by KayMF!! June 19, 2020
by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 07, 2023
Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.
Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 07, 2021
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021