Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 February 11, 2012

Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

by tecopux May 05, 2021

lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.

Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.

by Barndor July 30, 2021

Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase

lawn mowers worst fandom

by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023

lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

by Jordatha March 23, 2017