Relationship Goals

Relationship Goals is a something you want to be

Sydney and Freddy are relationship goals!

by dpech May 27, 2018

No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.

Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty

by Luggage74 May 24, 2025

Couple Goals ♡

Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything

"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"

"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"

by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021

Goals

Eli og Leon

They are goals

by Abc12344 July 22, 2018

Goal

It's demonstrably untrue that positive emotion is only felt in relationship to a goal.

Hym "I feel (and I imagine other people) positive in emotion in relationship to things other than goals. Watching a good anime. Playing a good game. And after reading that here's what you're going to do: You're going to broaden the definition of 'goal' in an attempt to drag me into 'semantic space' by asking questions like 'Well aren't you trying to win or beat the game or raise your rank?' And No. Not all games are played to win. I have completion anxiety and often stop playing games before I reach the end (I started playing Legend of Dragoon and I just stopped playing because all I have left to do is max out my additions, collect all the stardust, and beat the last 2 bosses) OR (In games like Skyrim and Dragon Age) I'll restart and make a new character of a different archetype. Sure sometimes I try to beat games but my enjoyment of the game has nothing to do with whether or not I beat it. I even enjoy losing competitive games as much as I hate it. The sting of defeat fills me with vigor. I also neglect to finish anime. The stark reality is that you are not more aware of my mind than I am. This is nothing more than a narcissistic delusion fostered by educational institutions (See "The folly of psychology"). It's likely that I'm more self-aware than you are. But let's see... What else gives me positive emotion... Contemplation... Carbonated beverages... Besting foes on the conceptual battlefield... Watching fire... Hating things..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2023

Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes

James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals

by Tindergal February 14, 2017

Henrik Goal

A henrik goal is a type of goal in rocket league.
It occurs when your opponents just drives the ball in net after you failed a freestyle.

"Bro he's so lucky all his goals are Henrik goals"

by iphonepeter May 30, 2023