nonce

someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.

What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.

by Rob PG Tips May 13, 2005

noncerthon

coming from nonce (affectionate term used for friend in a camp attitude)describes an action one would use to hit it hard or giving it the big one

if you are going to get pissed on a night out you may say - we are going to hit it hard on a noncerthon rin.

by boysie November 19, 2004

Nonce

Slang for pedophile, sex offender, child molester, etc.

"That Shanta guy is a fucking nonce."

by HatFilms September 24, 2016

Nonce nugget

Someone that inconceivably doesn’t determine his or her personality by continuing their persuit or being a life long knob.

“I talked to Ben yesterday he was such a nonce nugget.”

by jrice2401 August 18, 2018

Noncey tash

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason

Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks

by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016

Noncestalgic

In the face of Operation Yewtree and other similar investigations, many 70's, 80's and 90's childhood memories are tainted by the presences of nonces and sex offenders such as Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. Thus, instead of being nostalgic for Top of the Pops hosted by Jimmy Savile, you're noncestalgic.

Person A: I'm so noncestalgic for Gary Glitter's music.

by essyjizzenburger December 4, 2018